Or, if you like: Poop Watch 2009.
Someone in this house swallowed one of those metallic marbles that belong to a magnetic set. Someone else has to find a way to collect and sort through each bowel movement. If not, the next post will be entitled, "Mega X-Ray Monday".
Husband suggested I glove up and fish it from the toilet. (Ranks up there on my list of WORST IDEAS EVER) Others have suggested potty chairs, plastic wrap the bowl, catch it in a Tupperware. A brilliant woman suggested using a stick to break it apart while still in the toilet. She wins.
And no, it wasn't the Pink Baby. If it were, it would make too much sense to have happened in my house. I would also have the benefit of the diaper poop-catching system. No, it wasn't the middlest. Again, that would make sense. I won't say who but in all his six years, he has never swallowed anything foreign. That I know of.
Stay tuned. Poop Watch 2009
Someone in this house swallowed one of those metallic marbles that belong to a magnetic set. Someone else has to find a way to collect and sort through each bowel movement. If not, the next post will be entitled, "Mega X-Ray Monday".
Husband suggested I glove up and fish it from the toilet. (Ranks up there on my list of WORST IDEAS EVER) Others have suggested potty chairs, plastic wrap the bowl, catch it in a Tupperware. A brilliant woman suggested using a stick to break it apart while still in the toilet. She wins.
And no, it wasn't the Pink Baby. If it were, it would make too much sense to have happened in my house. I would also have the benefit of the diaper poop-catching system. No, it wasn't the middlest. Again, that would make sense. I won't say who but in all his six years, he has never swallowed anything foreign. That I know of.
Stay tuned. Poop Watch 2009
4 comments:
oooh, the drama! Can't wait for part 2!
Never a dull moment, huh? Hope you find the marble soon. ;-)
3 Movements and still no marble... Oy!
Oh my goodness. Any luck yet?
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