Multi-tasking

Sometimes I laugh to myself when someone calls and asks. "So, what are you up to?" An honest answer would blow your mind.

Right now I am...
cooking dinner
feeding a baby
bleaching my sinks
updating my blog
disciplining my two year old
sanitizing my toilets
watching Oprah
laundering my unmentionables
having a snack

***Disclaimer: I am not a multi-day, multi-time, multi-tasker. I would better be known as a uni-tasker. Even that's debatable.

So, can we talk poop?

I am a horrible blogger. I haven't updated in a looonngg time mostly because the things that have me occupied lately- er, the things that occupy my brain, not my time-aren't things that make you want to run to the laptop and type out. Life has thrown me a few curve balls and I'm learning to deal. So, for now, we talk poop.

Why is it that my baby, who usually produces foul, metallic-green poop and who also consumes the exact same thing every day, is suddenly producing mustard yellow and metallic-green poop? Still the same level of foulness, yet it is two-toned.

Still more puzzling, why is it that I am taking the time to blog about this? Oh, yes, the heinously dirty kitchen floor awaits.