Saturday, August 30, 2008

The witch has an itch!

Holy man! I have several bug bites on my right foot and I am pretty much ready to either a) gnaw my foot right off with my own teeth, or b) have someone else gnaw it off with their teeth. At this point, I don't care. I wake up in the middle of the night because, HOLY BEJEEZ, this is the worst torture ever!

Reminds me of the time I got stuck in a patch of fire ants in Florida. Floridian fire ants are particularly itch inducing. I cried myself to sleep at night for a week and dabbed bleach on them to make them stop itching (by the way, I don't recommend this because it didn't work). I think I counted at least 15-20 on each leg.

No picture on this one. I might send a subliminal itch over the internet.

3 comments:

Kendra said...

Oh no, where the heck did you get all those bug bites?? I remember my brother would get mosquito bites and itch them until they were totally open wounds...gross! I hope that yours have stopped itching by now!

slcollins said...

I got them at the waterpark, I think. Did you get any??

Mandi A. said...

Eeeewwe. Im sorry...Brian gets them so bad too. Its like they have a life of teir own.