Dat's dangeris, mom.

Danger, apparently, lurks everywhere.

"Don't put me in da street, Mom, dat's dangerisss."
Good advice.

"Don't stand up in Grandpa's waterpool and put your face in the water and get water in your eyes. Das dangerisss. Okay, Mom?"
Makes sense.

"Don't use that one knife. Okay? Das dangeriss."
You're absolutely right.

"Don't read me dat story, Mom. It's too dangerisss."
Okay, wait a minute...

"No want brush teeps. Is too dangerisssss."
No, teethbrushing has never been considered dangerous. Well, unless you jam the toothbrush down your throat or say swallow too much toothpaste.... Hey...!

"I no want to pick up my toys, es dangeriss."
Now I know you don't get "danger", kiddo.

"Dad, you change Baby's poopy diaper. It's tooooo dangeriss for Mommy."
Okay, you totally get it.